I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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