dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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