his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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