my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
birth control should be required to get into college
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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