It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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