If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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