Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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