let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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