You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Randomize
