sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
North Korea, Best Korea!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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