I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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