Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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