chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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