You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how can u be prego again
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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