idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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