But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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