i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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