fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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