i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
do herpes really smell.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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