Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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