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(562): View more from California

trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.

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(281): View more from Texas

You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂

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(518): View more from New York

You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.

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