stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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