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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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(330): View more from Ohio

I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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(207): View more from Maine

I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone

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(817): View more from Texas

Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.

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(714): View more from California

Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."

(303): View more from Colorado

I'm very scared to turn around.

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(240): View more from Maryland

idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"

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