I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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