You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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