so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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