i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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