Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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