I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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