i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
