is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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