its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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