the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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