no. you can't hotbox the world.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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