she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Acid is not a monday night drug
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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