he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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