Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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