Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
