So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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