Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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