I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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