I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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