no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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