he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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