I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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