i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
