dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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