we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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