Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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