Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Fuck appropriateness.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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