Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Randomize
