so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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