Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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